Squad Goals

Forget matching jerseys.

This is what a real squad looks like.

Inspired by the most legendary adventuring party ever assembled, this brutal black-metal-style design transforms a band of unlikely heroes into the ultimate fantasy ensemble. Rangers, warriors, elves, dwarves, and halflings stand united beneath jagged mountain peaks and ancient runes, rendered in a savage high-contrast style worthy of a lost extreme metal album from the depths of Middle-earth.

The centerpiece features a viciously twisted black metal logo reading SQUAD GOALS, surrounded by thorn-like branches, dark forests, and the One Ring itself. Every line is designed to look sharp, weathered, and battle-scarred—perfect for fans who like their fantasy epic, their music heavy, and their adventures dangerous.

• 4.3 oz.,

• Tri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)

• Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage

• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar

• Soft, satin label

• Sideseamed

• Shoulder to shoulder taping

• Tear-away label